Tuesday, March 9, 2010
I am writing you this letter to tell you that I must end our affair.
You are truly the only thing on this earth I would consider trading my husband and children for. When my mother introduced us so many years ago, I would have never thought our love affair would still be going strong after all this time.
You are very bad for me. You make the scale go up and my jeans shrink. So please, do not call for me as I pass your section in the frozen foods. Please pretend we never met. I am weak and if you talk to me, I'll probably break down.
I'll probably stay away until they come out with a sugar free version of you, but honestly, the very thought makes me want to cry. You are too wonderful to be sugar free.
Someday I hope we can be friends, but right now, its just too painful.
Posted by Becky at 8:00 AM